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Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
04/16/2015 at 20:05 • Filed to: Renegade

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If you test drive one of those beautiful little Jeep Renegades and the salesman lets you go it alone there is one thing you absolutely have to do. Floor the gas? No. Look for the interesting Easter eggs? Nope. Ogle at the fact that Jeep made a nice small sic this time around? Partially but nopers. I want you to turn the satellite radio to a station called BPM and I want you to crank that stereo all the way to 38. You will thank me for this.

Disclaimer: I am a 22 year old male with an affinity for loud music and bass. I've also fallen in love with this car.


DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Frenchlicker
04/16/2015 at 20:09

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No.


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Frenchlicker
04/16/2015 at 20:09

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I'm assuming it sounds amazing. Unfortunately BPM in the Hyundai Sonata sounds absolutely atrocious :(


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Frenchlicker
04/16/2015 at 20:10

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I prefer clean audio, so nope :P


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Frenchlicker
04/16/2015 at 20:12

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Easter eggs? Automotive Easter eggs?


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > TheHondaBro
04/16/2015 at 20:21

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I wanted to give you a star but cannot.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/16/2015 at 20:22

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I didn't say you had to leave it there. I just said try it.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/16/2015 at 20:22

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Yeah, there was a post a long way back on the front page about it.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > MLGCarGuy
04/16/2015 at 20:23

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That sucks. The Renegade I was driving had the nice stereo setup with a nice little subwoofer. Surprisingly nice for stock.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Frenchlicker
04/16/2015 at 20:24

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Meant it as a joke mate :) No worries.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/16/2015 at 20:26

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I figured. But if you do test the car thoroughly test the sound system.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Frenchlicker
04/16/2015 at 20:27

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I'm not sure they sell it here if I'm honest, but if they do I'll give it a try :)


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/16/2015 at 20:30

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They aren't the easiest to come by just yet. I'm assuming you live in another country though?


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Frenchlicker
04/16/2015 at 20:34

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Yeah, I live on Norway. But it seems we'll have them here as well. Closest retailer is an hour and a half away though, but it's close to the Swedish border so I'll make a trip out of it and go buy some cheap beer and stuff.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Frenchlicker
04/16/2015 at 20:46

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BPM? No thanks. Me and my boyz aren't piling in the lancer and headed down to Seaside. I'll stick with Backspin ;)


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Your boy, BJR
04/16/2015 at 22:24

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I was going to give that as a second recommendation but didn't know how well it would hit the mark.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/16/2015 at 22:28

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I think this is Jeeps first large attempt at making a world car, hence why it is based off of a Fiat.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Frenchlicker
04/16/2015 at 22:33

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Ahh, it's basically a Fiat 500x? I guess it'll be a pretty decent car then.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/16/2015 at 22:38

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Some are saying there are already reliability issues but we'll see how bad it gets. Plus I work less than five minutes from a dealership so they can fix problems while I'm at work if I get one.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Frenchlicker
04/16/2015 at 22:43

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People say that about every car ever made man. In the US people complain about VW and Audi (I've owned several of each brand and never had a problem). In Europe we complain about American cars (never owned one myself, but driven a few). The only cars that I can confirm DO have reliability issues are French and Italian cars from mid eighties (yeah, have had some of those as well).


Kinja'd!!! AM > Frenchlicker
04/16/2015 at 23:32

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One thing that Chrysler Group does well is stock sound systems. Whether it be a Grand Caravan or a Grand Cherokee, it will have lots of bass.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Frenchlicker
04/17/2015 at 02:23

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Sounds like ear rape. Maybe you should try it in an S-class instead. If I was in that jeep I would rather see if it could drive over parking lot medians.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
04/17/2015 at 08:01

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Hey it's a cheap SUV, you have to take joy in the small things. I also don't believe they would let me test drive an S-Class as much as I would love to.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > AM
04/17/2015 at 08:01

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Our old Liberty had a decent one for its price and age also, that's why I had to try it out.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/17/2015 at 08:04

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I think that's almost every car in the eighties anywhere really. But I've learned to ignored people complaining about cars. It may go against logic but I will buy what I like and nobody is going to change my opinion.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Frenchlicker
04/17/2015 at 11:01

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You might be surprised!


Kinja'd!!! AM > Frenchlicker
04/17/2015 at 13:46

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My stepmom has a Jeep Compass and despite being cheap junk it has a fantastic sound system, gets the whole car thumping.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > AM
04/17/2015 at 15:27

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Was that the one that had the drop down thing when the rear lift hate is open?


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
04/17/2015 at 15:28

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I'll probably stop by some nicer dealerships next time I'm in the city. I feel ballsy right now.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Frenchlicker
04/17/2015 at 16:56

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Just sit in one at least.


Kinja'd!!! AM > Frenchlicker
04/17/2015 at 19:34

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Yeah the Compass/Patriot have those flip down speakers in the lift hate. Pretty neat feature to have.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
04/17/2015 at 21:10

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That’s just teasing my ass isn’t it? I’m not a leather fan but it’s growing on me now.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > AM
04/17/2015 at 21:11

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That’s the upside to them really.


Kinja'd!!! AM > Frenchlicker
04/17/2015 at 21:24

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They have a very short list of upsides. Cheap, good sound system and good fuel mileage.

Interior was designed by Tupperware and exterior was designed by a blind chimp.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Frenchlicker
04/18/2015 at 00:17

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I’m not [literally] teasing your ass, but the car might (crazy massage)!


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
04/18/2015 at 09:03

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That's honestly what I meant.